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Games For Autistic Children
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Yes, actual games, audiovisual games for
the henchmen of the apocolypse, that imminent event lingering deliciously upon the oft overlooked and
spunk-splattered horizon, that holy vehicle of the almighty Kraken. Two games so far,
Indiana Jones and the Robots from Pluto, and Captain KillKill and the Super Deadly Really Dangerous Caverns
of Deadly Dangerous Doom. Enjoy, you bastards. Enjoy every last fucking minute.
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7/23/2006
Dawn of the Kraken IV
Explanation and enlargement
Kraken Merkavah II
Explanation and enlargement
Biographical Anectode I
I was a five dollar whore. A true story.
1/4/2006
Kraken Merkavah I
Explanation and enlargement
2/13/2005
Night of the Kraken II
Explanation and enlargement
2/9/2005
Dawn of the Kraken III
Explanation and enlargement
2/5/2005
It Arises At Last
Dadamancer, the third sister site of Bovineinversus (and of
kineta.org), has arisen at last. The action is all here at the moment, and is
currently sparse. I have volumes of writing and journal notes to sort through, trying to decide how much of my intensely private
life is appropriate for public consumption. K is doing the same. As usual, these writings will be of use to the very
few.
Tickling Zoo
Tickle the animals! In the tickling zoo there will be racks with monkeys tied to them, the bare soles of their feet
elevated for all to run their fingers up and down. Watch them twitch and squirm! Ostrich feathers are available for
giraffe tickling, they're especially sensative behind the knees. The truly adventerous can run their ring fingers
along the roof of the alligator's mouth.
To be outdone only by the flashing zoo - drop your knickers for the animals!
Dawn of the Kraken II
Explanation and enlargement
One More Thing
My antilipogrammatic story has gained 2 more chapters and a title change (see below).
12/20/2004
Found: my long lost critical examination of the classic rock opening. Presented below for your delight or dismay.
Crushed Scissors, Cut Paper, Wrapped Rock
A Critical Examination of the Classic "Rock" Opening
The classic "Rock" opening, made famous by master Rock-Paper-Scissors player Piotr Nyakovski, demands not only a mastery of statistical analysis, but a truly deep understanding of the game itself, which can be gained only through a strong natural sense of intuition fertilized by years of experience. In short, this is not an opening for beginners. Even advanced players often struggle with this strategy, often failing to avoid the all so common fate of the rock-rock draw.
Let us turn our attention to what may arguably be considered two of the most historically important examples of this technique as played by Nyakovski early in his career.
A Near Miss: Nyakovski VS Nash, London 1987
1.[ROCK] Nyakovski opens with Rock, a bold position announcing Nyakovski's self mastery and calm reserve.
2.[ROCK] Nash follows up with Rock, devastating Nyakovski's assertive stance as well as forcing an extra round of play.
The situation is tense. Nyakovski is faced with a devastating choice. Should he open up the next round with Rock again, thus risking another stand off? This would also run the risk of being countered by Nash's Paper, this losing him the match.
3.[SCISSORS] Nyakovski, in an unconventional move that came to define the core of the Rock strategy, decides instead to open with Scissors.
4.[PAPER] Nash, countering with Paper, has lost the match.
Nyakovski's intuition had proved correct, if he had chose again to go with Rock, he would have lost.
A Crushing Dominance: Nyakovski VS Cerval, Portugal 1991
1.[ROCK] Nyakovski, having trough trial and wit perfected his technique, opens strongly with Rock.
2.[SCISSORS] Cerval risks it all with Scissors, and loses the match.
This is arguably the most famous example of the cunning strength of the Rock opening
Also Deserving Mention
Das Kraken, sister site to Bovineinversus and home of the Kraken Commando Unit (of which
our very own Fraulein Meow, faceless author of this cavalcade of misbegotten woes and pleasentries, comprises but one third),
has sprung to life. But barely. There is more to come, soon, o so soon.
Also Of Note
Super Buy Spend, second sister site to Bovineinversus and comprised entirely of
innoculations most needed in this our present day and age against the raging beast which we ourselves have weaned upon our
sallow and dried up teats while turning a collective blind eye to the consequences of such heedless actions has crouched
upon its haunches, preparing at any moment to spring to life and so to return life to that vast congregation of whores and
invalids who scarcely deserve it. Innoculation One will make itself known to us before o so long, but we will have to wait
just a short while longer. O yes just a short while longer.
Triplets!
Yet a third sister site is underway, comprising of all those things that I have stubbornly and steadfastly refused to shed
light on within the pages of this very site over the years, or at the very least a small selection amongst them. Does anybody
even read this lonesome site anymore?
12/05/2004
Damn Sexy Baby has kidnapped little Dicky Campbell and, um, somebody else!
(Photo courtesy Miss Jonona)
Also
Get ready to down-count (big video thing).
11/27/2004
Night of the Kraken I
Dawn of the Kraken I
More to come...
11/13/2004
Holy Holy Holy
The cock is especially holy. That proud upstanding member of the chicken family. Oh yes. Holy and inspired. Inspired by a fire
not terrestrial and yet all pervading, seeping into our very dreams so as to give us light by which to see our true
faces. Light from the true sun, the inner sun, which is as a fiery eye in the heavens of night, creating all that which it
sees, which is the true method of the holy cock. Holy holy holy is the great cock almighty, which is and was and is to come.
Also
Seek and find and listen
to this. Itissogood. Pure genius in multiple forms.
This too.
And this and
this. Music for the true soul!
11/07/2004
I am the American Nigger and I hereby declare that Jesus Christ will set your asshole on fire
Kiss kiss. The next person you encounter deserves a big wet one right on the mouth.
10/29/2004
Every Time The Baby Jesus Cries, His Tears Are Ejaculated By A Masturbating Child
I've given my story a title at last, and an update (see below). I am a busy, busy man and these musings,
it must be admitted, are my last priority - but there will nevertheless be more to come soon.
8/10/2004
At last! Captain KillKill and the Super Scary Really Dangerous Deadly Caverns of Deadly Doom is finally
available as a Windows executable. It has been added to the games
section, along with a brief explanation as to why I would have created such a monstrosity in the first place.
This latest game displays the utterly disfunctional antics of the Atari 2600 like no other.
Relive those painful moments of childhood spent scratching your head in utter confusion whilst staring
obsessively into a screen bearing images that in no way correspond with the instruction manual.
Play until the pixelly images have burned their way into your
retina. Play until the hapless creatures manipulated haphazardly about the screen begin to make cameo appearances in your dreams. Play until you
are absolutely certain that you have done your part in the vast unfolding diorama-drama known to the ancients only as
PIXELGEDDON!!!
Games for Autistic Children
The Quick Brown Fox (Exegesis II) (updated 2/5/2005)
Chapter 1:
"Aim at assholes," asserts Artaud, advancing aggressively.
"Argentinians always assert aggression, annihilate all adversity!"
Antonin attacks.
Chapter 2:
Borges barfs belligerently. Back before being bamboozled by bickering bitches,
Borges' bullets brought bewilderment by bursting baptist's bungholes.
Chapter 3:
Catholic catastrophies can castrate catechistic conspiracies. "Crap!" chants Constantine,
critiquing canons criticizing clergy celibacy. "Cannot Catholicicism construct
canons celebrating common customs? Celibacy creates content Catholics, cunts create
chaos!"
Chapter 4:
Dripping dicks dominate dormatories, deviant dildoes display distress, droopy dongs
dictate disaster. "Dum-dums!" denounces Descarte dejectedly, "Dunderheads! Dolts!
Dipshits!" Descarte desecrates desktops, distinctly demonstrating diverse deductions.
Chapter 5:
Equations etched elsewhere elucidate extrasensory experiences. Entrusted eunuchs explain errors,
"Eros est edulis!*"
* Latin: "Eros is edible!"
Chapter 6:
Ferocious food fucking follows, forshadowing fabulous face fuck. Forgotten fellows form
factions facilitating forbidden fornication.
Chapter 7:
Generous goo graces gorgeous gash. Gosh! Galileo getting going, gets garroted. Good God!
Galilei goofed!
Chapter 8:
Heresy hastens hangmans hand. Heretic hangs headless. "Hurrah!" hollars hell's host.
Chapter 9:
Infernal inspiration infiltrates Isaac's id. Isaac's intelligence increases. Isaac inspects
individual's impetus. Isaac inspects inirtia. Isaac invents instruments, institutes
idioms, instructs interns. Is it irrational? imagine!
Chapter 10:
Jehovah judiciously joins jihad. "Jesus!" jabbers Jorje, "jerky jews!"
Chapter 11:
"Kurva!*" kalls Konstantine. Krystal kontinues karessing Konstantine's kock, "Kum! Kum! Kum!"
kries Krystal. Konstantine's kum kovers kommunion kracker.
* Yiddish: "whore!"
Chapter 12:
Lucifer laughingly licks luscious liquid, letting Lazarus' life line languish. Lazarus laments
lethargically. Lucifer's lingum lengthens, learing lecherously.
Chapter 13:
Master's manhood makes messy meshugganah. Master munches many martyrs, much mastication makes
mandible more manly. Master makes merry, modifies Monde, makes more minus.
Chapter 14:
Newton never noted no negation, not never! No, nor noted Newton no negative, nill, nada, nothing.
Newton naturally neglected nothing, not no negative. Nuts! Noose noodles Newton's neck.
Chapter 15:
Ouch! O omnipotent oppressor! O ontological overlord! Over our orations, or on our own
oblivion, over Ovid's orchestrated odes, or over our official offerings - O omniscient!
Obliterate our observance!
Chapter 16:
Purgatory proudly produces pestilence pending petitions produced per praying pedophiles. Perhaps
penance provides paternal perversions, provoking petrified pricks, prompting priest prostrates. Possible.
Pontius Pilate ponders.
Chapter 17:
Queer questions, quacks Quixote quizzically. Quite queer.
Chapter 18:
Rabid rats randilly roger 'round Rasputin's raft. Ruckus rupts Rasputin's rest. Rasputin Retches. Rising readily, Rasputin rudely
rapes rats. Reamed rats recede, Rasputin resumes resting.
Chapter 19:
Sleeping siblings strongly snore. "Stupid secular slobs suck shit!" slurs Sade, Sipping sherry.
Sade stammers slanders, "Sissies! Scum! Salamanders!" Siblings stir, Sade stares sternly.
Siblings say sorry. Sade sinks, slurps spittle, spasms sadly.
6/30/2004
An Annotated Summery of the Poetic Whimsy of God or Nothing
The* quick** brown*** fox**** jumped***** over****** the******* slow******** lazy********* dog**********
* The: The referred to phenomena is wholy singular, one and alone.
The indicative subject, taken singularly and without object, can be
taken only to represent that which has no existence outside of its own
self-reference, in much the same way as the subject of 'I am that I am'.
Thus we have defined the import of the following idea or congregate
of ideas to be equivilent to that of the absolute. In such a case
it is fitting that we interpret each idea as necessarily singular,
having a meaning all its own outside of any possible context, and being
intimately associated with some level of absolute, or archetypal reality.
Whether or not such a reality exist is wholy open to conjecture, but for
purposes of coming to a consensus as to the ideal meaning of the above
congregate of ideas taken as a whole, we will postulate that it does,
but that it cannot be wholy defined.
** quick: That is to say, living and not dead. This seems to allude to
the very principal of life itself. Taken together with the previously
referred to article, we have the notion of life springing not out of
chaos, but out of itself. This is an idea not uncommon in archaic
accounts of the origin of the world. By Egyptian accounts, life
sprang from itself spontaneously. At Heliopolis we are told that Atum
gave birth to himself through the act of masturbation, after which
he brings forth the rest of the Great Ennead by conceiving of them.
The Memphis creation stories tell us that Ptah manifested the divine
principals through his heart and his tongue, by the mere act of desiring
them to be so and by declaring them so. In the Pythagorian school of
thought, the Demiurge sprang forth from itself and became two in order
that it might know itself. Likewise in the Greek, Gnostic and Norse
accounts of creation do we find the idea of life springing from itself.
The origin of the human species, by Biblical accounts, does not strongly
disagree with our interpretation thus far. Adam spung from the clay mingled
with the essence of God through the mechanism of the breath of God,
thusly indicating that God, the highest principal of life, brings life to
inert matter by comingling it with a part of his being. Lilith,
the second human, was created in the same manner, but from sediment
instead of clay. Eve, the third human and Adam's second wife, was created
from a rib of Adam, thereby indicating the likeness of man unto God.
The confusion of man with Deity has been elucidated in the accounts of
the Golem of Prague created by the Rabbi Yehudah Loevy ben Bezalel in the
Sixteenth century, as well as in a fictional sense in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
*** brown: A curious color that cannot be created by any known systematic means.
Indicative of a whole range of possible mixes rather than any one color in itself,
it cannot be produced by mixing any two primary or secondary colors, nor by
mixing a primary color with a secondary color. With all this it is one of the
most common colors in nature, used to indicate everything from the crust of the
earth to the color of the skin. We arrive thus at an idea of a subject who's
origin we do not know exactly, but which is extraordinarily common. Can this be
an indication of anything other than the first matter of the alchemists? The
principal building block of all things is mysterious, and yet it is necessarily
the most common thing in existence. It is one thing, and yet it is the component
from which all other things are made. Furthermore, brown is the color of mud,
which is a mixture of water and earth. Water can in this case be taken to
indicate the substance of the Divine, as in the waters of the primordial
chaos, which reflected the face of God and begat the universe. Earth is a
clear indication of the substance of manifestation, pure inert matter with no
qualities soever of its own. When the Divine substance intermingles with inert
matter, we are left with a vibrant living substance which has no qualities
but the ability to multiply, or reproduce and combine in various forms and
fashions. Thus we have indicated for us the building blocks of matter,
from which are fashioned the atoms and molecules indicated in the periodic
table of the elements.
**** fox: The fox is traditionally associated with the trickster archetype,
the deceiver or weaver of illusions. The ability to create illusions denotes a strong
foundation in truth, for otherwise how would one know whether or not what one
created was illusory? The figure referred to here is the magician, an entity
endowed with the power to create, using the very substance of truth itself to
create something other than that truth. Since, as shown above, the truth is
singular, it is thus implied that any act of creation necessarily results in a
deviation from that truth. Thus is the false created from the true, and the many
created from the one. Here we see the creator in all its glory, not having yet
committed to the act of creation, but merely acknowledging its own existence.
***** jumped: The very first creative act. Having no arms, how can one point or gesture?
Having no legs, how can one walk or run? One can merely cease existing in one mode
only to simultaneously commence existing in another. The act is one of pure spontaneity.
Thus does the one suddenly jump to the many.
****** over: Above, superior to. We have established a duality between the true and the
false, the high and the low. The true is obviously exalted above the false, the one is more primal
than the many. The realm of existence is now divided into two regions, the Cosmic and the Mundane,
Heaven and Earth. The more exalted realm is the realm of patterns, divine in substance,
unbounded in scope. The lower realm is the realm of changes, based on patterns but themselves
doomed to a limited existence. This is the realm of Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, a meaningless
play of the elements of natural law, doomed to act out the same stories throughout eternity,
helpless to transcend their mortal comedy of errors and partake of the divine necter of the Gods.
******* the: Again, we find a reference to the absolute, singular and alone. Only this time
it refers to the continuation of Deity through the manifold paths of existence.
It is an indication of the phenomena of stability in the midst of change, and thus of
maya and illusion in general. Our analysis has degraded from an indication of the highest
truth to an indication of the basest illusions.
The double, refered to Qabalistically as 'The Second Glory' and regarded as the source of all illusion and darkness, has
often been associated with falsity or a veiling of truth. The Prince of Lies himself, in his name Devil,
is derived from the Greek Diabolos, which means double. Hermetically, the two is a denial of the
unity of the one, and therefore necessarily evil. Biblically, it is represented by the fruit of the
Tree of Good and Evil (equating to dualism), and is thus responsible for the expulsion of man from Eden.
******** slow: The opposite of Quickness, and thus death. Here we see that creation is thus a process of
limitation. The Divine is in every way perfect, infinite and unbounded. The creation is limited, bound
by time and space, and subject to death. Human life is a process of continual degradation unto the point
of death. As the body grows, the mind contracts, the potential crystallizes and we are left with a
living statement of arbitrary falsehood. As the personality is seen to be a mental construct, bearing
no truth in itself, so the body begins to decay. Our strivings for the infinite are left unfulfilled,
death leading us not to the root of creation, but rather to simple oblivion.
********* lazy: Denoting inertia, which is the enemy of progress and truth. Inertia acts as a weight on the limbs
of the active, causing a sapping of the will to make contact and eventual union with the Divine. Inertia is born of
limitation. The will to power is subverted by an all pervading mediocrity.
********** dog: God in reverse. As has been noted by William Butler Yeats, "Demon est Deus Inversus" - The Devil is
God in reverse or upside-down. The journey of the One Truth into manifested reality is complete. The opposite pole has
been established, reached and fully cultivated. The Divine Masterpiece is finally finished. And behold, redemption!
Where we once fretted about the falsity and the illusion of that which deviated from the Divine Essence - we now observe
that the final product is a perfect mirror of that essence. Our fears have been baseless, for we cannot deviate from
truth and righteousness. Even our vices, our lies and our deceits, our pain and our suffering, our fears and our denials
are made of the very substance of the Body of Divinity. The Devil himself, the prince of lies and chaos, is at one with
the highest unity. The very air we breath, the food of which we eat, the waste which we excrete - all is holy! We have
merely to reverse our perspective to return to the primordial truth. It is not the creation which is evil, it is merely
our erroneous perception which tells us so.
6/23/2004
A Brief Interlude
I am nostalgic for the pissoirs I never had the opportunity to use. Where are the pissoirs in this backwater culture?
I dream of using a pissoir in a crowded city. From overhead I can see an open window from which leans out a
slender young leopard, female, shamelessly spying on my manhood and its business with an unconcealed affection.
"I love you", she calls down to me, and proceeds to toss down garbage which has been collected over the
previous weeks. Coffee grounds, fruit rinds, wadded up paper, slivers of wood from an old writing desk, broken glass,
peeled off jar labels, everything one could imagine. Bending over almost double out the window, the leopardess vomits
gratuitously over the side, followed by a flow of blood from mouth and nostrils, thick and seemingly endless. All this
to declare her affection of the moment, which is emblemic of a deep seated joy inherant in the very wellsprings of
life, a life of leisure and debauch. This is my dream.
5/30/2004
Slurping up Moonbeams
The spirit moves me, and I cannot but obey its whimsy. I will hereby post textual updates on a regular basis,
appearing in this degenerate little side-bar. In a poetic display of cosmic insignificance I put pen to crow's beak
and murmur and split, heaving chunks of Yezidi insurgence. We are all Kurdish by blood, though we may boil and spit,
our illiterate fingers bend and break under the strain of our mammeries and we cannot but deny the weft and warp of the foul
guttersnips from which we feed.
We Fuck Faces
I personally highly recommend the following two albums:
Neung Phak
This is more than brilliant. Southeast Asian klezmer rock pop.
Get it here.
Tiger Lillies - Ad Nauseum
"An album of punk polkas, weird waltzes and lavatorial laments."
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Don't
Forsake
Us, For We
Are Beloved Of
The Unseen Ones.
All Will Be Revealed
To Those Who, With Pure
Heart And Swift Tongue, Pursue
The Path Of The Chameleon And Of The
Phoenix, Beyond The Mountain Qaf. It Is
These Exalted Souls Who Will Rejoice With Us
When The Sky Has Shattered And The Sun Has Gone,
For We Are Protected By The Ejaculation Of Serpents!
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